love this bitch: Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is numero uno on my list of favorite actresses.... actually she's probably my only favorite actress. She's so beautiful and spunky yet sharp and edgy at the same time. I love this chick! (plus she's one of the stars in my favorite movie "Garden State")

this little Jewish girl is awesome! check out this skit she did for SNL a few years ago. It'll have you dying! This is the censored version

but if you wanna hear the uncensored version go here. I think that one is funnier, just because you can hear all the curse words n stuff LoL. But there's no embed code for it so i couldn't do anything but give you a link.